You found your way to this place.. might have a look around, no? Hopefully you find something that amuses you or is particularly interesting to you.
Non-rickroll link (if you may call it that)
Some personal stories. Will get updated over time as i remember more.
Nowhere else will you find such a hive of scum and villany than down here. It is hidden for your own safety. Follow at your own will! Travel to there where no light shall shine.